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Duncan Bradely, Dalmatian Scholar
One of Dalmatia's more well-known scholars, Duncan Bradely is supposedly the authority on Aeon Generators, even more so than the various engineers whose job it is to build and maintain them. In some of his many books, he claims to have been told he has an intellect so vast that a gyrph couldn't reach the top.

When questioned as to whether a gyrph is even a real creature, he was reported to say "of course it is, and I would know because I made it up!"

He is also well known for his large collection of cheeses, which he annually brings to the Dalmatian town fête.